School is in session again.

Jen's Anthem
by Lindsay McCown

Pencils? Them ain't #2's!
Who you be? Get outs my class, foo!
Unless you rockin' College Rule
Dang, girl, I guess you didn't know!
This here class room ain't no joke
I warn you, you best not provoke!
get that apple away
I only want coke
I don't want produce
Miss Lacy wants dope!
I'll teach you science
like dissolving body parts
when a skank get in your face
I'm a punch 'em through the heart
and we know we can't leave no scene behind
check out what can happen when
chloride and acid are combined!
it gets the fluids outta car seats
and I snorts the rest
know this stuff
and then you'll pass JENNY'S test
It's all about the Benjamin's in my salary
No Child Left Behind grants
ain't paying for my Master's degree
3-2-1 Contact ain't got nothin on me
sit yo 'butt back
while I teach you Biology!